MOST RELATABLE COMIC VILLAINS

we might have been in the same classroom

but i could barely stay awake past noon

they used to tell me i should change my tune
i'mma keep coming back like i'm ra's al ghul

strike me down and i'mma still come back
strike me down, strike me down
STRIKE ME DOWN AND IMMA STILL COME BAAACK

STRIKE ME DOWN, STRIKE ME DOWN

WORD TO SOUL KHAN. 

 

TARGET ACQUIRED

AND I GOT A BRIGHT FUTURE, CAUSSA MAH TALENT FLOW

ERRTHANG I WRITE SCARY LIKE EDGAR ALLEN POE

YOU A BITCH, YOU A HOE, YOU ALLERGIC TO THAT CHROME SOUND

ORDINURRY ASS NIGGA, LEARN TA GET YA OWN SOUND

OL'-ASS HAS-BEENS ALL HAD DEY CHANCE

WE CAN BATTLE, BUT KNOW I NEED DA CASH IN ADVANCE

YA'LL NIGGAS KNOW THE NAME, YOU FUCKAS IS ALL LAME

AYE VERB, TELL THESE NIGGAS FOR ME

NO PROB - BALL GAME!

re: Michael Blightwell

for further insight into the economy of Blightwell's ascension and his classification as an "universally catastrophic" cosmic entity by Dimlight beforehand, visit:

http://retractthepast.blogspot.com/

All future updates are located therein.
Let these grounds lie bereft, lest we wake the sleeping giant too soon.

Confirmation

Account's been cracked. There was password information on Mike's desk, along with what we could glean of Marley's cause of death blasted across the wall above.

This is the worst place to publicly post information, but it's the only way I can connect to you people who worked so closely with the owner of this blog. My name is Alwin Thanes. I was a contractor working in Dimlight's IT services. I'm not in the best straits at the moment, running from an institution who may not even exist in this dimension. I've hurt and helped many more people that my physical stature would belie.

And out of all the terrors I've know, this one will haunt my mind until my time: the Obelisk was once called Michael Blightwell, and I assisted in his apotheosis.


Things will be explained in due time. If any of you know things about Mr. Blightwell that aren't publicly available on this blog, please speak up. It would be the better for the world.


Regards, and preserve against the Slim Man.
-Thanes

Epilogue

the finishing touches have been completed

  here lies michael blightwell, 19XX-2011

a man of intrigue, interest and integrity

a man who always spoke his mind

a man who rose above the rest
AND BECAME A GOD

oh mighty lion

where do you lie now?

i need you most in these dire times

it harks for him, he who called this place home

and he is my own, flesh and blood, born of a kindred entwined by love

help him back from the soul-snaring forest it entrapped him inside, guarded by the master of the hunt

you would not forget friends so lightly, hmm? i...hope

hey

whos still watchin this

hello

im so

distant

removed

anybody?