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HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR STAKES: RARE OR WELL-DONE? I PREFER A TAD BIT OF BOTH ON EITHER SIDE OF MY MEALS. TAKE WHAT YOU WILL FROM THE MESSAGE BELOW, AND ACT ACCORDINGLY. BE WARY OF THE HERRINGS - WE'VE GOT A LOT COOPING UP ON THE RANGE. IT'S TIME TO BRING IT THE HARVEST, BOTH PLANT AND ANIMAL; THE SLAUGHTERHOUSES ARE PRIMED AND WHIRLING, MADE TO GUARANTEE THE BEST RIBS FOR ALL CONSUMERS. HOWEVER, OUR PRIZED CHATTEL DOES DESERVE THE GREATEST OF PRAISE FOR MAKING IT THROUGH THIS ORDEAL IN ONE PIECE...FOR NOW.

"Wontttt last long.no fingets caaaant rit but im soo kkkkloseeee. rest gone, morefitaaaas asyllllum iiiimmates. typewriter jammeddd cant put dooown thogtssss. whatdiditdotome. tous. restgonnne no sleeeeeep for wile now. caaaanttt sleep. sleep is were ittthrives no hope when u cant rrreset yyyyouuurself. sotaaaallsssofffflattttsowideeee,allavenerrrr. is nada underneatttthhhh, nada but iiiinssssatttiaaaablehunger. eaaatussssalleatusalleatusall, allitttdoesiiiseat.onlytruthitknnnows-eat.ggg"

IAMALdddooonnnttttttrrruuussstttaaatttiiinnnggg

YOU NEVER WERE FREE 

noSTFREE

ACCOMPLISHMENTS

Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all.  Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me.  And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff.  What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them.  That's all I do all day.  I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all.  I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.

Should've watched your step a bit more stringently, mon ami.

gotta keep moving

the two faggots holding me hostage have been delayed

ive escaped from my house
am on the run
shit seems to be going down across the pond, mustve contributed to my own issues with these two fine young regenerating fellows

praise christ for a pimped-out ride with free embedded wifi, dont need to slow myself down too much to update

shit, white audi in the rearview, time to bounce

speedily quick,
snore-de-bliss