SHHHH

DON'T LET THE MEDIA IN ON THIS, BUT YOU FOLKS ARE ABOUT TO WITNESS THE GREATEST LITERARY MASTERPIECE OF ALL TIME UNFOLD RIGHT BEFORE YA EYES.

IT'S GONNA BE AMAZIN', I JUST KNOW IT. BUT YOU CAN'T TELL OUR BUDDY-BOY OVER HERE, OR ELSE HELL WILL HAVE A SPLENDID TIME INVITING HIM INSIDE.

...NO, I'M SERIOUS. NOT A PEEP, OR SNORE'S DREAMS WON'T BE BLISSFUL EVER AGAIN.

REGARDS,
THE OBELISK