theboneskeepjuttingout
WHYDOTHEBONESKEEPJUTTINGOUT
THEYKEEPMOVING.NEVERSTOPSEVENWHENSTILL
ITSBODYPROWLSFOREVER
DOEaDEERAFEMALEDEER
RAYADROPOFEGYPTIAnSUUUUNh
SNOREANAMEIkALLMYSELF
FARaLONGlONGWaYTORUUUUn
SOALWAYSAVOIDTHEBEEED
LAThEENTRANCETOSHANGRI
TEATHESHAPEOFTHISTHINGSHEAAAD
THATWILLBRINGUSBACkTO
NONOTBACKTODOWEDONTNEEDTHEDOE
WEVEHADENOUGHOFTHEDOE
ALLISEEISTHEDOE
PLEASE LET ME DIE I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT WALK AGAIN
OHH, YOU SILLY GOOSE, I SEE ALL THE MESSAGES YOU SLIP THROUGH. SEEMS YOUR FRIENDS DON'T, THOUGH. MAYBE THEY CAN FIND THIS ONE ON THEIR OWN? I'VE PROVIDED TOO MUCH OF A CRUTCH FOR YOU VIEWERS.
...ALRIGHT, ONE TEENY HINT. GO CONCISE, ON ALL FRONTS.
Not a very good hint, but I do see "ankh". Which makes sense, considering obelisks.
ReplyDeleteI see anhk. Which is spelled wrong. But I can't blame him. There's also DOE, EGYPTIA, and TEA, and Shangri-Tea, which is where TEA comes from. I see part of the lyrics to the Do Re Mi song from Sound of Music. Any of this relevant, jackass?
ReplyDeleteWELL, JOCE, SINCE YOUR INTELLECT IS ON PARALLEL WITH THE MINDS OF THE GODS THEMSELVES I'VE ASSUMED YOU'RE JUST AMUSING MR. SNORE WITH YOUR SUPPORT OF HIS SUPPOSED ENDEAVORS?
ReplyDeleteYOU -MUST- HAVE NOTICED THE OTHER MESSAGE.
CONCISE, ON ALL FRONTS, REMEMBER.
Seven, opposite day. Joce's god-level intellect is busy right now, so that leaves me...
ReplyDeleteThe lowercase purple letters also spell out anhk. Actually, they spell out "aanhk". There's also the word "seven" in the second line. The incorrect words in the song lyrics are "Do", "Re", "Golden", "Me", "So", "Call", "Fa", "A needle pulling thread", "A note to follow so", "A drink with jam and bread".
No, I'm horrible with hidden messages.
The front letters don't spell anything unless it's an anagram, and neither do the back letters. Every seventh letter is nothing, and concise isn't a very good hint.
Is whatever message that's here even relevant anymore?
OH SILLY FRAP, YOU BANK YOURSELF TOO MUCH UPON A SINGLE APPEARANCE OF MINE.
ReplyDeleteTHERE'S A WHOLE SEPARATE FRONT YOU'LL NEED TO VISIT TO TRULY GET THE MEANING OUT OF MY MESSAGE. I REMEMBER TYPEWRITERS, AND FROSTBITTEN HANDS...
"peNultI'MatUMB"? That's talking about both typewriters and lost fingers. "take all i say after this as truth"
ReplyDeleteOr is it...shit. All the red words since he got back. obelisk, obelisk's, four, Coo, red, 7, scrounge the archives, hitting the hay, doe, egyptia, tea.
No, that doesn't mean anything either!
And why is it always 7? What's wrong with six, Mr Obelisk? Or eight?
SEVEN MINUS FOUR.
ReplyDeleteI. Um. Three. Oh. You're getting a little impatient, aren't you?
ReplyDeleteOH, IT'S ALL IN FRONT OF YOU AND YOU STILL CAN'T REALIZE THE TRUTH! HOW UPSETTING. I WILL INDULGE IN YOUR RACE'S VAPID ACT OF UTILIZING A COLLECTION OF SYMBOLS ARRANGED IN A STYLIZED FASHION TO EXPRESS MY DISAPPROVAL. :(
ReplyDeleteLAST HINT: TYPEWRITERS CANNOT ENHANCE THEIR FONT SIZE NATURALLY, AND A MAN WITH NO FINGERS DOES NOT MANIPULATE MINUSCULE FILTERS EASILY. SO WHERE IS THE REAL MESSAGE?
ANSWER: SEVEN MINUS FOUR.
You know, I don't see why you can't just TELL me what you've gone to so much trouble to hide. This obviously isn't going to go anywhere.
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