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Saturday, March 12, 2011

peNultI'MatUMB

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR STAKES: RARE OR WELL-DONE? I PREFER A TAD BIT OF BOTH ON EITHER SIDE OF MY MEALS. TAKE WHAT YOU WILL FROM THE MESSAGE BELOW, AND ACT ACCORDINGLY. BE WARY OF THE HERRINGS - WE'VE GOT A LOT COOPING UP ON THE RANGE. IT'S TIME TO BRING IT THE HARVEST, BOTH PLANT AND ANIMAL; THE SLAUGHTERHOUSES ARE PRIMED AND WHIRLING, MADE TO GUARANTEE THE BEST RIBS FOR ALL CONSUMERS. HOWEVER, OUR PRIZED CHATTEL DOES DESERVE THE GREATEST OF PRAISE FOR MAKING IT THROUGH THIS ORDEAL IN ONE PIECE...FOR NOW.
"Wontttt last long.no fingets caaaant rit but im soo kkkkloseeee. rest gone, morefitaaaas asyllllum iiiimmates. typewriter jammeddd cant put dooown thogtssss. whatdiditdotome. tous. restgonnne no sleeeeeep for wile now. caaaanttt sleep. sleep is were ittthrives no hope when u cant rrreset yyyyouuurself. sotaaaallsssofffflattttsowideeee,allavenerrrr. is nada underneatttthhhh, nada but iiiinssssatttiaaaablehunger. eaaatussssalleatusalleatusall, allitttdoesiiiseat.onlytruthitknnnows-eat.ggg"

IAMALdddooonnnttttttrrruuussstttaaatttiiinnnggg

YOU NEVER WERE FREE 

noSTFREE

1 comment:

  1. Well, almost free is good. I...is there any way we can help? I don't think "slaughter", "chattel", "primed", "ordeal", and "asylum" are great words for a good ending. Damn. You can do it, Snore. I believe in you one hundred percent. ~Frap

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