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Friday, April 1, 2011

RECESSION

TIMES ARE HARD FOR EVERYBODY THESE DAYS.

TIME TO PULL OUT. WATCH THE GAME UNFOLD. NOT...INTERVENE FOR A WHILE. 

BUT NEW JERSEY, TRULY? AND TO A HACK MYSTIC? SADDENING. RUNNING INTO THE OUTSTRETCHED ARMS OF FANTASY WILL ONLY TEMPORARILY DEPRIVE YOU OF THE INEVITABLE, MR. BLISS.

ENJOY YOUR TIME AWAY. I'M SURE WE'LL BE CATCHING UP SOON. HOW DELIGHTFUL THAT WILL BE! THE STORIES WE WILL TELL. SO FASCINATING, AND HOPEFULLY WITH AN OUNCE OF TRUTH TO THEM!

YOU-KNOW-WHO

1 comment:

  1. Hey now. I'm a Hack Mystic with style and a sense of humor. :P

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